Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told

Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1968) IMDB rating: 7.00 Plot: In a dilapidated rural mansion, the last generation of the degenerate, inbred Merrye family lives with the inherited curse of a disease that causes them to mentally regress from the age of 10 or so on as they physically develop. The family chauffeur looks out for them and covers up their indiscretions. Trouble comes when greedy distant relatives and their lawyer arrive to dispossess the family of its home.

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Actors: Chaney Jr. Lon,Redeker Quinn K.,Haig Sid,Schanzer Karl,Moreland Mantan,Comedy,Horror,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

plz read this. need answers! do you like this?
Royal Diaries of Clarentice
By:
Savannah Lauren Adams

December 5, 1692
As my glass clear goblets all were
arranged in my palace, I began to wander
outside into the cream-colored roses lying
in a clear blue stream upon the greyest
day ever. It is Sunday evening and I
shall tell you that I am angry because my
father, Felis 23rd goes off to battle so often
that he probably can’t even remember what
I look like. Everytime he goes off to battle
he brings home a new wife. Today he came
from a battle in France. This time he
brought back his 50th wife. Her name is
Deana Frose’, and I have no intention of
being nice because today she told me that
my father had talked all about me and
then she called me Clarentine, when my
real name is Clarentice. Did my father
forget my name? Did Deana even try to
remember my name?
December 8, 1692
This morning I went outside and was most
hurt to see father kissing Deana. I do not
even want to finish this Deana thing, so
I will tell you something that helped me
forget. I just loved sitting by our eastern
brook, Kondus’, as there was a beautiful
view of palm trees surrounded by
yellow Kihohckos which are blooming
blastfully. The Kihohckos’ origin is in
Berlin, but brought to my home, Highston,
North Dakota by our Yugoslavian slaves.
These slaves were brought by father to
serve us or either to be killed. My hand
hurts so very badly, I’ll write later.
December 13, 1692
I saw Deana last night and she
told my father that they should leave
Highston, North Dakota and rule other lands
like Miclos, Delaware or Krow, Massachusetts,
and that I should be beheaded so I wouldn’t
be a worry while they’d be gone. Father
beheaded DEANA! He thought that she
was crazy, and that Deana loved me. Well
I am feeling marvelous, as I sit near a
mountain eating white cloverleaf and watching
a glacier far away be covered by shells blown
from a beach. I will tell you more interesting
stories later.
December 14, 1692
Father is going to battle in New Hampshire.
He told me that he is going to bring
me back the most gorgeous dresses I’ve
ever seen that had been made in Paris and
New Jersey. He said the dresses will be
made of spider silk and red wool! He also
told me that he will bring back a carriage
full of magnificent garden flowers to plant
by all of our brooks! My only fear is what
father’s new 51st wife will be like. I’ll write
again.
December 21, 1692
It is twilight and the yellow leaves on the
trees glow brightly. Father isn’t back from
New Hampshire. Since he’s been gone I
have been mostly at our southwestern brook,
Hile’. Hile’ has clean water that has a reflecting
white tint. I also have visited my northwestern
brook, Mod. Mod has the same white tint to it,
but is has alot of green dirt. I will write again.
Decmeber 25, 1692
We have many meals to celebrate today, but
father is not here yet.
December 26, 1692
Father is here, from New Hampshire! He has
brought back the most gorgeous dresses I’ve
ever seen. They have the softest silk ever, too! I
looked in the carriage filled with the magnificent
flowers and there were flowers that looked just like
the ones at Kondus’! There were ones that came
from Maryland and Kansas and they were the
prettiest to me. They were both white and blue
and they were called Greek Goddesses! Father
said he had won the battle and now owns
New Hampshire! I promise I will tell you
more about this later when I have the time!
Decmeber 31, 1692
Well, Father’s new 51st wife is pretty nice so far.
Her name is Roseclarie Min. Roseclarie has black hair and blue eyes.
The only thing thats upsetting about her is that she has a
black and blue colored leg. I will write again.
January 1, 1693
Today I celebrated the new year by planting ALL
of the pretty flowers Father had brought from New Hampshire!
The Greek Goddesses all went by my most favorite brook,
Kondus’. I put the cream-colored roses by my second
favorite brook, Hile’. I only planted 2 plain flowers by Mod,
because it’s my least favorite of all. The rest of the
leftover flowers were sent to my garden in another part of
my home, Mistate, North Dakota. I’ll write again.
January 2, 1693
I am so mad at Roseclarie because she said she will
no longer let me go to any of my brooks because they’re
"too far" away. Roseclarie was nice but, I’m ready for
Father to go to another battle so he can get another
wife.
January 4, 1693
I looked outside my window this morning and saw a
beautiful black and yellow Japaneses Golden bird.
January 8, 1693
Father is finally going to battle in Pennsylvania to help our
ally, Minnesota, take them over, but he hasn’t ridden
Roseclarie.
January 9, 1693
Father has left for Pennsylvania and left Roseclarie with me.
January 15, 1693
I’m tired of Roseclarie, and I want father to come home.
January 16,`1693 My birthday
It is midnight and Father has sent a letter saying that he
wants Roseclarie out of the palace because he’s already
found a new wife named, Kresa. YAY I’ll write later.
January 17, 1693
Yesterday we celebrated my birthday and I got alot of
presents from Yugoslavian slaves and some peasants, it
enlightened me with joy, I also got a letter from Father
saying that he will get me carriages full of dresses and
gold, so I can’t wait. Roseclarie didn’t give me any
commands yesterday, she cried, but I think it was fake.
She is going to move out SOON!
January 22, 1693
My life is brightened because Roseclarie has moved out and
……….. I get my beautiful flowery brooks back.
Evening
I went to Hile’ and all of the cream-colored roses were
GONE. I am sooooooo ……. mad. I didn’t have
time to go to Kondus’, so I’m really anxious to
see if they’re still there.
January 23, 1693
Here’s a note Father has written that
makes me worry:
Dear Clarentice,
A Pennsylvanian has blinded me with his sword
so I will probably not be back soon because I
need to heal.
Love,
Felis XXIII P.S. Tell everyone.
This is a worry to think about, but he really
did remember my name and this makes me feel
treated! I’ll write again.
January 29, 1693
I didn’t go to the brooks today because I was
too busy thinking about Father. Father has sent many
letters and his one today said that Kresa will be arriving
tomorrow. Father said he needs to stay in Pennsylvania because
they are healing him with a new ingredient, marroon
eculyptus leaves. I wander what she’ll be like. Some travelers
from Normandy came along our road and told us that they
were greeted by some beautiful green eyed, brunette haired
friendly woman that looked like she was in one of my
Father’s royal limebur carriages. Father’s limebur carriages
are extravagant because of the beautiful wood and of course
the limebur itself, which is green and white hardened clay
rocks that also have a very rare color of purple. Anyway,
since I am sitting in my raggedy recliner that I’d got
as a baby, I am thankful for everything, especially my
Father and this recliner. My recliner is raggy, but it is
more comfortable than a chair that has thousands of
feathers in it. I will write tomorrow.
January 30, 1693
Today Father came back instead of Kresa! Father
decided to say good-bye to Kresa for a divorce.
He divorced Kresa because she wanted to stay
and help other hurt people in war and battle
heal. Father let Kresa have and control
Pennsylvania because he still loved her but
divorced her anyway to come back to me. Father
and me were so happy to see each other and he
gave me birthday presents that were the most
marvelous filled carriages ever and Father and
me had fun in our palace that day, and he
promised that every other war or battle he went to,
I would definitely come to spend time in all other
lands.
The End

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that’s really good, i liked it!

Hall + Oates | Nov 04, 2007

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omg lol.that was long but worth it.
Special Fred | Nov 04, 2007

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too much. pretty good though. lol’ed a couple of times
Gary | Nov 04, 2007

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who in the world would want to read that all???

Two Soldiers

Two Soldiers (2003) IMDB rating: 7.60 Plot: Mississippi, just before Pearl Harbor. Two brothers, Pete, about 19 and Willie, about 10 years younger. They are clearly close friends. The news arrives, and Pete goes to enlist. Willie wants to come along, but is told he cannot. After his brother leaves, the boy walks 30 miles to the nearest town, where the sheriff eventually puts him on a bus to Memphis where his brother is. At the recruiting office, Willie proves even more determined to see his brother; eventually, sympathetic Col. McKellogg takes care of him.

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Actors: Furr Jonathan,Allison Ben,Perlman Ron,Andrews David,Pniewski Mike,Dawson Deacon,Vinson Danny,Hall David,Johnson D.H.,Wiggins Al,Hamilton Allan,Hendon Warren,Short,Drama,War,

Canadian Black Watch in WW1?
This is rather vague, but I remember seeing a TV documentary (UK) a few years ago, about the Canadian Black Watch, who demonstrated great courage by repeatedly advancing uphill across an open field, dominated by German machine guns. Casualties (over two days?) were huge, but the soldiers kept obeying the order to advance (given by a British officer?).

I have a feeling it involved <something> Wood, but I may be wrong.

Can anyone help me with this? Again, sorry it is vague.

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there are plenty of sites on the web dedicated to the the Great War, it could be Vimy Ridge or one of the surrounding woods , the Canadians were heavily involved with that action, just keep Googleing , best of luck
ladywoodboy | Feb 04, 2010

Just Pals

Just Pals (1920) IMDB rating: 6.80 Plot: This picture was a departure, both for star Buck Jones and director John Ford (in those days known as Jack Ford). Instead of a manly Western, the focus here is on simple character study, even if it does end with a flurry of action. Bim (Jones) is the town ne’er-do’well, but he proves to be of some worth when he befriends a scruffy 13-year-old youngster Bill (George Stone), who has been thrown off a freight train. Teacher Mary Bruce (Helen Ferguson) takes note of the affection Bim shows towards the boy and insists that Bill be sent to school. Bim is also an admirer of Mary’s, but she already has a sweetheart, the shifty Harvey Cahill (William Buckly). Harvey, the cashier at the express office, has come up short at work, so he asks Mary to loan him the school memorial fund. She does, but the school committee asks for the money before Mary can replace it. To save her Bim gets the money back and makes it look like he took it in the first place. Then Bill is virtually held captive by a couple who believe he is the missing son of a rich family. Bim exposes a gang of robbers and becomes a hero. In addition he finds the real missing boy and his parents give him — and Bill — the ten thousand dollar reward.

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Actors: Jones Buck,Stone George,Lee Duke R.,Buckley William,Appling Bert,Tilton Edwin B.,Padgett Slim,Cooke John B.,Leon Pedro,Western,

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No, thanks.
Turkey S | Feb 01, 2010

Haunting of Winchester House

Haunting of Winchester House (2009) IMDB rating: 3.00 Plot: A family moves in to look after the Winchester mansion for a few months, and soon find themselves terrorized by vengeful spirits. With the help of a paranormal investigator they’ll unravel the mystery of the house.

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Actors: Boykin Tomas,McIntyre David,Ruggles Joey,Toles Mitch,Ullett Rob,Horror,

Which house would you rather live in?
Which house?
The winchester house: a house with weird rooms and stairs and doors that lead to nowhere, and was made by a weird old lady…

->OR<-

A house with loads of zombies, vampires, werewolves, and ghosts! BUT they’re friendly with the owner! =]P I call it: the Super Mega Awesome Haunted House!!

I’d pick the SMAH house!

>>NYA~!!<<
haha! Purple!
Maybe I should have made it harder to choose!

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The haunted house =D

april nicole | Mar 31, 2009

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the super mega awesome haunted house XD
ichigo

Strangeland

Strangeland (1998) IMDB rating: 4.40 Plot: In a teen chat room, Genevieve Gage (Linda Cardellini), the teenager daughter of detective Mike Gage (Kevin Gage) is invited to a blind date by the cool Capt Howdy (Dee Snider). The guy is indeed a pierced a schizophrenic sick and sadistic maniac, and he kidnaps Genevieve and her friend Tiana Moore (Amal Rhoe). He submits the girls and other adolescents to tortures. When the body of Tiana is found, Mike hunts Capt Howdy and puts him in jail first and then he is sent to a mental institution. Four years later, Capt Howdy is considered rehabilitated and released from the asylum, against the will of the local population. After an incident, Capt Howdy abducts Genevieve again, and Mike promises to kill him.

Strangeland

Actors: Gage Kevin,Harrelson Brett,Englund Robert,Smallwood Tucker,Snider Dee,LaSardo Robert,Cooper Andrew,Smith Archie,Horror,Thriller,

Anyone else find the movie Strangeland to be disturbing?
My cousin and I watched it, all I have to say is
EW

haagahga
thanks for answering (such a stupid question)
god bless

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VERY! Dee Snyder is a freak! Can you believe he sang in Twisted Sister??!! If you want something more disturbing than that, watch these:
1. Cannibal Holocaust
2. Hostel
3. Cabin Fever
4. Salo: 121 Days of Sodom

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Teacher’s Crime, A

Teacher’s Crime, A (2008) IMDB rating: 5.60 Plot: Carrie is an attractive high school history teacher who one day decides to help a troubled student, taking an special interest for him, unaware of the ruthless and perverse scheme masterminded for her.

Actors: Day Larry,Gallanders James,Gatehouse Kyle,Art Hindle,Knudsen Erik,Mulkey Chris,Rack Tom,Crime,Drama,Mystery,

Could someone please review/rate this?
Okay so my teacher had us describe the "face of evil" and i wrote this: but apparently my teacher wanted a description, not a story so i only got half credit… I just decided to post this so please rate/review!Its basically a story of how crime and lust can contort someones life:

Defy

I am standing. Thinking. Of all the things I wish to do. I will defy; break free. Of this god forsaken place. This place of vile and evil that lurks in the deepest places of one’s beating heart. That hides in the folds and crevasse of goodness and just. Aching for the chance to spring, to sink its teeth into one

The Greatest Story Ever Told

The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965) IMDB rating: 6.30 Plot: George Stevens’ epic production. “My God, My God, why hast thou forsaken Me?” It is towards this climactic crossroads that the story of Jesus of Nazareth leads, and to which, at the final moment, it again looks back in triumphant retrospect. It is the anguishing crossroads where the eternal questions of faith and doubt become resolved. Star-studded cast includes Max Von Sydow (as Jesus), Dorothy McGuire (as Mary), Robert Loggia (as Joseph), Charlton Heston (as John the Baptist), Michael Anderson, Jr., Robert Blake, Jamie Farr, David McCallum, Roddy McDowall, Ina Balin, Janet Margolin, Sidney Poitier, Carroll Baker, Pat Boone, Van Heflin, Sal Mineo, Shelley Winters, Ed Wynn, John Wayne, Telly Savalas, Angela Lansbury, Paul Stewart, Harold J. Stone, Martin Landau, Joseph Schildkraut, Victor Buono, Jose Ferrer, Claude Rains, Donald Pleasence, Richard Conte and Cyril Delevanti.

The Greatest Story Ever Told

Actors: von Sydow Max,Anderson Jr. Michael,Buono Victor,Conte Richard,Ferrer Jose,Heflin Van,Heston Charlton,Landau Martin,Boone Pat,McCallum David,Biography,Drama,History,

Who saw the love in Joel's eyes here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8FwssTG Cg

Joel answered each question so well, I am so proud of Joel for that. Some of the questions were not pleasant and could have been a trap.

As Joel spoke to the interviewer about how rewarding it is see God move mightily in the lives of pure strangers who come to Joel to speak of How good God has been to them, he began to weep with happiness.

He struggled hard to compose himself so that he could speak through his tears, then Joel told of how much it means to him to see so many peoples lives being changed for the better because of God’s grace (Please click on the link above so that you can hear the exact words spoken there).

But it’s the look in Joel’s eyes through his tears that I will never ever forget. In his eyes I saw love for all people, I also saw severe pain there, tremendous pain, the kind of pain that I imagine Jesus had on the cross when He saw how the very people he loved so dearly, displayed so much hatred for Him.

How hurtful is that. There is nothing more hurtful than that. Those you love hating you.

Well….Joel Osteen today has the greatest ministry in the whole America, I heard that said by the very people who are trying to harm his ministry. They are so green with envy, even Joel’s poor wife is now coming under attack from people. An airline hostess also tried to make up a story about Victoria, Joel’s wife.

If I ever was in doubt about Joel Osteen’s sincerity I don’t have to be anymore. May God always be with Joel. I don’t need anymore definitive proof of his sincerity. I saw his eyes through those tears for myself.

May God protect Joel Osteen, his family and his ministry always against satan’s nasty little games.
Sarcasm…..Mmmmmm, ….rather give me your best shot, if you can.

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*takes off glasses* I see nuthin’
Peter Griffin | Feb 02, 2010

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Oh, I thought you meant Joel Fleischman. Now that’s a link I would have followed.
Dogstar, Siriusly speaking | Feb 02, 2010

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Jackie O MG | Feb 02, 2010

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My goodness, I’ve read about people like you but I always thought it was just fiction!
How dry a yam | Feb 02, 2010

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Thank you so much for posting this - yes i did see love in his eyes - when he cried i cried - to stir that much emotion in me i know he’s a man of God - i can just hear God say how pleased He is with Joel Osteen. I remember his father - he was a great man of God too.

I must admit, when i heard people speak about him negatively, about the money he raises and not teaching from the bible, i did have doubts - but i watched for myself and came to the belief he is a genuine man - now i see him as a wonderful man who encourages and builds people up - this is what out God is about. Joel stays within the anointing God has given him - what he does works for that reason - he doesn’t move outside his anointing and attempt to do things he’s not called to do.

He’s a beautiful man, and his wife is a beautiful intelligent lady.
You know only people with open hearts will get this - the man is changing lives - and i can tell you, i’ve listened to his sermons, and i’ve learned a lot about relationships from him. So i thank the Lord He has blessed Joel Osteen and his family in order to bless others.

God bless you to for this post.
I’ve saved it to my favourites
Sarah Tallulah *Leaping Water* | Feb 02, 2010

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun of the Dead (2004) IMDB rating: 8.00 Plot: Shaun is having many problems in life. His long-time girlfriend has dumped him due to their almost-daily expedition to Shaun’s favorite pub, the Winchester. His temporary management job isn’t going well at Foree Electronics, with his subordinates not even giving him the time of day. His deadbeat flatmates, Pete and Ed, are at each others’ throats. And, oh yeah, London is overrun with multitudes of zombies. In the midst of this, he must save himself, Ed, his ex, his mom, and his precious record collection. There is a time when a hero must rise…from his couch.

Actors: Pegg Simon,Frost Nick,Moran Dylan,Mills Keir,Jaynes Matt,Ferguson Gavin,Serafinowicz Peter,Jupiter Horton,Baggaley Tim,Doshi Arvind,Spall Rafe,Dadral Sonnell,Comedy,Horror,

Can someone shed some light on this.?
When i was young about 5 or 6 i went to visit my uncle and aunt at their house. My cousin was in his room playing his playstation and i went into watch him. The game he was playing was the very first resident evil. At first from what i can remember i wasn’t to bothered by it, but as the game progressed and more and more zombies were coming at the character it started to scare me. Being young at the time you can’t blame me for being scared, especially when they started biting the character and eating him. Anyway after i endured that terror the rest of the day i was very quiet and lost in my own mind with these images. That night when i was lying in my bed just seeing these images all over my ceiling as i lay there, eventually i fell asleep. However, about midnight or something i awoke to what i heard were groaning noises like i heard in the game. I looked up and saw what i can only describe as the shadowy figures of what looked to be zombies walking aboiut at the other side of my room. Since that day i have been absolutely terrified of zombies and all that stuff. The strange thing is i can watch I am Legend and play Doom 3 with little or no problem, but i cant watch things like shaun of the dead, 28 days/weeks later or even play dead rising without being terrified and having to turn it off. Yet, even stranger is the fact that on youtube i will occasionally seek out images and videos of the zombie bite scenes in these films and get to just that point before they bite then i have to either turn the video off, scroll down so i cant see it or shut my eyes. Please can somebody tell me why even though im terrified, i seem to have this curiosity with it.

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Zombie’s make for good movies and video games, but they don’t exist, except perhaps in the mind of a 6 year old, that’s why games and videos are rated. Enjoy the action, the horror and the final victory of humans over zombie-kind; then forget it and get on with your life in the confidence it could never happen.
RobA | Jan 22, 2010

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c a therapist he/she can get to the bottom of it and solve it it might cost a little $ but it is worth it take my advic e i HAD the same problem but not anymore
nok6969 | Jan 22, 2010